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Been a While

I’m going to be using this a lot more frequently, as it’s not just going to be game stuff anymore. I’ll still be reading Livejournal and commenting occasionally, but I’d rather use WordPress.

To that end, I submit the oddest thing I’ve seen this morning, other than the life of the effed up soon-to-be-ex-husband of my friend:

“Amazon.com has the Black & Decker Alligator Lopper 4.5 Amp Electric Chain Saw #LP1000 for $58.50 $65.54 + Free Shipping. Also, receive a complimentary companion airline ticket when you purchase this chain saw. ” via slickdeals

Because when you’re buying a chainsaw, the first thing you’re thinking is “let me jump on a plane and show this to someone!”

Sony Showing Signs of Weakness

Just a quick thought on consoles again.

Sony just announced they’re dropping the 20GB PS3. This is on the heels of the XBox 360 Elite being announced at a $479 price point. I’m the first one to admit that the Elite offers nothing that I want or need: HDMI is a moot point as I have VGA input on my Westinghouse 42″, and the bigger hard drive means nothing since I don’t download all that much stuff.

With the loss of the $499 PS3 from the lineup, it makes the 360-PS3 gap even larger. Most people don’t look at details, but for the hard-drive conscious folks, they’re going to look at 120GB on the $479Elite and wonder why they’re only getting 60 on the $599 PS3.

Have you ever even heard of the blu-ray? It’s the FUTURE!

Expounding on a Topic

So over on Corp I wrote a little bit about my current gaming interests. I figured I’d expound a bit more here, since it’s more of a personal nature.

I’m sick of fantasy games. Completely, totally and actually sick of them. I’ve played them to death. I’m a late bloomer, because I didn’t start on UO until T2A. I’ll admit it, I wasn’t around for the Dread Lord days. As much as I harp that I love open PvP, I didn’t start playing the model zone/open PvP game until the reds and notos were long gone. It didn’t keep me from loving duelling with my dexmonkey bard and his DP’d Kryss. I still had to keep magic-trapped bags to release paralyze and all the other trappings we’ve come to miss.

I always looked down on EQ as some sort of positive reinforcement/operant conditioning kind of deal. Then again, Curt Schilling loved EQ. He’s started his own company, for the love of Raph, and actually has a decent idea of what a lot of us are looking for:

Q-What game mechanic concept has really psyched you up in the past that you have yet to see in an MMORPG?

A-A true, immersive, incredibly well thought out and interactive story, that doesn’t feel like it’s being pushed on you. A story that doesn’t force you to do things that aren’t fun.

More power to Schill if he can pull it off. I’ll give that to him. He also comments that he’s the most hyped for Warhammer Online, so he’s clearly not on the same page as I am with regards to genre.

I spend more time playing my 360 and my PS2. I don’t know whether it’s that I’ve just outgrown MMOs or I just have a different focus right now. There’s some really great narrative that I’m dipping into with my consoles. Laugh if you will. I’m very into Gears of War, and I just happened to pick up the first God of War for PS2 and that’s got me pretty engaged. Who knows? Maybe my next game will be a console MMO. Bleh.

Gaming Rig, Ho!

What-ho, ho-down? Been doing a lot of work lately. It doesn’t stop me from dreaming up gaming rigs for people that ask “What the heck should I buy if I don’t want to spend too much?”

It boils down to a list like this, and about $900.

The video card is bang-for-the-buck, RAM and hard drives don’t count for much anymore…the nice bit is the Core 2 Duo. Always go for the 1GHz front side bus, you know. Faster FSB the better.

When Response Time Fails

So Lummo the Magnificent linked up this article that my old cohort Joe Blancato wrote for The Escapist.

It’s all about how CCP, magnificent overlords of Excel Online, not only had their own little GM Darwin problem, though to a slightly lesser degree. Only slightly, because it can’t be proved that there was anything more going on than in-game bonuses being given to his friends and cohorts.

The problem being that apparently the person responsible for everything, t20, hasn’t been fired. He actually posted his first and only dev blog, helpfully titled On Recent Allegations. In it, he admits that the only allegation that is true is that he handed over original blueprints to the Flameburst Precision Light Missile, the Phalanx Rage Rocket, the Havoc Fury Heavy Missile, the Bloodclaw Fury Light Missile and blueprints for what appear to be two ship chassis, the Spike L and the Sabre.
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I’ve Been Called Out

That figures. I come back from my honeymoon and I find that I’ve been meme-tagged.

Something about “he needs to update this thing more.” Funny how it works. So…five things that most people don’t know about me:
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The Technology Challenge

So last night in #hate I asked a rhetorical question: should I upgrade my laptop to Vista? I had my hands on the full Vista Business Edition after all.

There was a resounding raspberry from the entire channel. I did it anyway.

About an hour after I started the upgrade, it was ready for the final reboot. It comes back…

and bluescreens, with an auto reboot.

It does this about 10 more times without me actually noticing it’s done it.

The one thing Microsoft’s gotten right with Vista so far is that it doesn’t nuke anything during an in place upgrade. I successfully rolled back to XP Pro and went back to living in the now.

Eff Vista.

First Time for Everything

Turns out there’s occasionally good reasons for living in New Jersey.

Take this for instance.

If you’re going to try to pressure an ISP into getting the personal data behind someone’s online identity and said someone lives in Jersey, you’d better bring the force of a subpoena or a search warrant, otherwise you’re now going to be shit-outta-luck.

Normally, this wouldn’t be much cause for cheering, but considering they’ve had problems at New Jersey Online with users having lawsuits threatened against them for speaking out about their elected officials…I think it’s positively fantastic. Even the EFF thinks so.

Note: Yes, I know J. called me out on his blog. Five things you didn’t know about me and whatnot. I’m still working on it.

Liquid > Bar, We All Know That

My older, slightly hairier clone Raph Koster put up his 10 Commandments of Online Worlds. Number 6 gets me, because he doesn’t want PvP in his game worlds. World games. Whatnot.

But even funnier is the exchange over on Broken Toys wherein he and I debate cleaning and haircare and he admits that he is a heretic of the highest order because he’s used bar soap on his hair.

Freakin’ heathen.

Nothing New Under the Sun

There’s this piece over on Gamasutra, a good one. It’s an interview with Chris Crawford where the first thing he really says is:

Well basically, new ideas don’t go anywhere. So the industry is just rehashing the same stuff over and over. During the 80s there was a lot of experimentation, a lot of new ideas being tried (many of them really bad) but there was at least experimentation. Now we don’t see any experimentation whatsoever.

At first, I thought “right on, Chris! Give ’em hell!” because after all, what is EA but The Place That Madden Made? They built a massive company on releasing roster updates for fifty bucks a shot every year. The more I read the interview, though, it sounded more and more like a crotchety old man shouting at the kids to get off his damned lawn.

Trust me, it’s hard to disagree with the man who made Eastern Front, but when he says that Nintendo is “…just sort of reshuffling the existing set of ideas” and then goes on to say that his company is doing “interactive storytelling.”

Well that’s just breaking all sorts of new ground there, Chris, isn’t it? “You’re the hero…and you let the story go” applies to quite a few things out there, not the least of which is Oblivion. Going forward, it’s even more odd because, well…it sounds like he’s just building a MUD. When asked if players would be creating their own content in his system, which he refers to by the groundbreaking name of “Storyworld,” he replies:

We can’t let the player create his own verbs because the verbs are the heart of the game. And in a sense they are the rules. However, we can have… I differentiate between designers (who we call Storybuilders) and players. The designers create the rules within the systems, and then the players get the palette of verbs to play with.

Sounds a whole hell of a lot like a MUD to me. Worse, it sounds like a man who’s going that we as modern gamers can’t appreciate what came before. He used to program in Assembly, folks. On stumps. They didn’t even have fingers back then.

Dang-nabbit.