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I Swear On My 360

If I ever meet the person who decided that to format a thesis you had to separate the goddamned document into 16 SECTIONS over 31 pages just to get a 2″ top margin on each chapter heading and 1″ on all the other pages, I’ll throttle them. I’ll also throttle the person who still thinks […]

Furniture Time

Closer on Crib The baby’s furniture got here on Saturday, we’ve been nesting ever since. Isn’t it CUTE? There’s more in the associated set on Flickr. In other news, work is worky and I’m just trying to get through the day again.

Rundown for June 25: Has it Been a Week?

Yeah, so I took a long week to get my batteries recharged before the baby comes. Played a lot of Lord of the Rings Online. Got my Hunter almost to 21. Then I can use the keen new spear and sword dual wield combo I picked up. This is the Rundown for June 25th, gaming […]

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Somehow, some way, the Memorial Hall Marauders clawed, fought and bit their way through the brutal intramural employee softball season, playing two doubleheaders in 1 week and beating the heavily favored All Trades/Facilities teams 11-6. They were undefeated, beating us pretty badly the first time. We had to plow through the Athletics Department team first […]

Checking in…

It’s gotten pretty bad out there. Luckily the resources on campus are such that I’ve had a contingency plan for just such an occasion. The Student Center has only a few external entry points and plenty of material for barricades. It’s also got generators, UPSes and all sorts of power equipment. Provided the generator on […]

*GET LEWT* *GET LEWT*

I shouldn’t say that. But I did. We had the North Jersey Baby Shower yesterday. It took the trunk and back seat of my Lancer plus the trunk and back seat of my mother-in-law’s Accord. We now have baby clothes, enough to clothe 12 babies, as long as they’re boys. Three strollers, one car seat, […]

Resume’s Done

Yes, I know it’s 2:30 in the morning or thereabouts. I was on a roll. It’s now about a page and a half, skills-based with that objective sentence that I had there before. Layout is as follows…

Who Needs It?

Apparently Paris Hilton got out of jail for “medical reasons.” I think it’s called “allergic to responsibility,” and it’s been an epidemic in this country for years. I think jail would’ve cured her of this, but it seems it only exacerbated it. Oh well.

We Wuz Robbed

Today, the Memorial Marauders lost their first softball game of the season to Team Everybody Else, 12-10, by way of being shafted by time constraints after-the-fact. The ump said he wasn’t going to pay attention to the time limit and just let us play 7 innings. We got out of the first inning by mercy […]

Stupid Resume Tricks

It took me hours of thinking, and mind melding with Aimee and Chris O. to come up with this: To obtain a web programming and design position in which I can apply my technical knowledge, problem solving and teamwork skills in a challenging academic environment I feel positively retarded. Also, I moved from a chronological […]